MOVIES THAT SHOULD BE THROWN INTO BLACK HOLES

WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005)

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Directed By:
Steven Spielberg

Starring:
Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning and Tim Robbins

Rated PG-13
Genre: Sci-Fi
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Mild Language, Graphic Violence, Major Re-writes

Also Known As:
Out of the Night (USA) (working title)
Party in Fresno (USA) (fake working title)

VOLTRON:

They should have stuck with the title OUT OF THE NIGHT because this crapshack has nothing to do with H.G. Well's the War of the worlds. Sure, they ships were tripods, that was the only thing they got right, they re-wrote everything. The P.C. expression for that is a "bold re imagining" If you want to imagine something try imagining something original and not wreck a classic.

The story is John Q. Public gets involved with an alien invasion, and the people they don't kill they capture to drink their blood. Hello? They waiting on the Earth, deep underground for a million years. Yeah, right. That doesn't make sense. One, with all the drilling for oil and stuff we would have found them by now and two, if they were here that long why didn't they build an immune system? Plus, human blood is full of germs.

I am shocked and disappointed with Steven that he allowed himself to be a part of this cinematic abortion they call a bold re-imagining. The writers of this disaster should be whipped and beaten beyond all recognition and every copy burned. We both give this disaster, THE BLACK HOLE!

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